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What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?