Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What do you call a hike across the universe?