What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?