What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do elves learn in school?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why did the airplane get grounded?