Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What animal loves Indian food?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?