What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?