What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's the loudest sport?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?