Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call two birds in love?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?