What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Where do mice leave their boats?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?