Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
It forgot to change keys.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Where do they produce Christian films?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
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