What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?