How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What time of day was Adam created?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's the noisiest food?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?