Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Where do hamsters come from?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?