What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

How do you get straight A's?

What is the strongest animal?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?