What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What car always breaks the rules?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?