Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is sand so optimistic?
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What do Scottish toads play?
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What do you call a snowman in the summer?
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