Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?