Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do fairies always drink?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What snacks always have the best tan?
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