What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What birds make average students?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which animal is the most religious?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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