What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
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What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What fish sings the best?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
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