What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
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What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How does NASA organize a company party?
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