What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Where do books sleep?
Why is furniture so generous?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
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