What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Do you have the best ceiling?
Can February March?
Which fly makes films?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
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