What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What birds always travel in twos?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What animal could Noah not trust?