What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which family member is always relieved?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What's the most common blood type for insects?