What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How much does freedom weigh?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?