What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?