Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What condiment has wings?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
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