Why can't you trust a pig?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?