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What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why do mice need oiling?
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Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why was the bunny upset?
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