What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What time of day was Adam created?
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What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
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