Which relative loves rice?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?