What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Ask your mother.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
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