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What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

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What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?