Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?