What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What is the color of the wind?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why are books always so angry?