What did one plate say to the other?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?