What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?