What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why was the bee sad?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?