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What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the cat so small?