What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What country has the most fish?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
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