What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
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