Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where was Noah born?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
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