Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
They prefer bee-pers.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
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