What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?