Someone stole all my lamps.

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What did the confused bee say?

Where do birds go to drink?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?