How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

How do you make a bandstand?

What bird is always sad?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?