Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What shape has a knighthood?
What country has the most fish?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What says: oom oom oom?
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