Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
How are teens like cats?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
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