Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?