Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
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