Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
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