What did the painter say to the wall?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How do birds threaten one another?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How many insurance policies do cats need?