What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
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Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
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