What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Where does laundry go to college?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?