Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Which plant has the best roar?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?