Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What's a forklift?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What kind of bird can write?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?