What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?