What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why was the cat so small?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why are trees always so positive?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?