How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why is winter considered holy?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?