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What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What happens when grass goes out of town?