Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?