A book just fell on my head.

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?