What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?