Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where are average things manufactured?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why are books always so angry?
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Why is sand so optimistic?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
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