What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?