Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
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