Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
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What dog never pays attention in class?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did electricity win the race?
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What kind of store would a dog own?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
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