Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
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