What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
If you need help building an ark..
What's E.T. short for?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
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