Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why was the cow afraid?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Where do you take sick ponies?