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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?