What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What game do bats excel at?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Bears love exotic cars.