What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How do birds threaten one another?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?