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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

How does a barber get to work?