What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?