Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How do you get kids to do something?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What happens when a frog's car dies?