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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

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Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

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