Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What dog never pays attention in class?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What condiment has wings?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?