What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?