Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?