When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?