Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How long will dinner be?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call an angry monkey?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
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