What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the foal cough?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?