Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What tree has the most bark?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How can you make 7 even?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

A book just fell on my head.

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?