Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
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