Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?