Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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