Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where was Noah born?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What does a dog say before eating?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?