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What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What siblings are always sad?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?