I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the sick chicken say?

What fish sings the best?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call two birds stuck together?