What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?