Which tree can't stop crying?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which subject has two parts?