I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?