Why are boxers good comedians?

What did one plate say to the other?

Where do hamsters come from?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Which plant has the best roar?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Which dogs love to study science?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?