What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?