How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
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