How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
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What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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