How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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