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A tractor.
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When you die, what part of the body dies last?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
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Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
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