Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What is a plane full of male cows called?