What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

It's allergy season again?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.