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Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you get kids to do something?

Do dads always snore?

A book just fell on my head.

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?