What do teachers do during summer break?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What do you call a silly hill?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

How does a taco bless the table?