What did the calf play in the school band?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What table can you never sit at?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why was the bud so shy?