Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What fish only swims at night?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?