What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?