What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why are fish such good architects?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?