What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did you learn in school today, son?