Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What's the politest month?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

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Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did you learn in school today, son?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?