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When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?