Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What are baby potatoes called?
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