Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do pigs do over the summer?

What do fish use for glasses?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why is the beach so confident?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What says: oom oom oom?