What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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