What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Bernadette.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
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