Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What words make the best athletes?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?