What do you call two birds stuck together?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why was the fish so smart?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?