What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?