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What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?