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Where do kittens go to school?

Why was the dog overweight?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

A book just fell on my head.

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

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What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?