What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you call a very small Valentine?