Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Which president loved to take baths?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?