Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What do you find at the end of everything?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?