What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's the loudest sport?
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
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