What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?