Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do fairies always drink?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What country has the most fish?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?