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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why do runners watch so much TV?