What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?