Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What did the sick chicken say?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How are teens like cats?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?