Where do tough ducks come from?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?