What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What TV show is most popular at bars?