How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?