What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What fish loves to play in a band?

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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?