Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What is another name for a cow?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?