What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What game do cows play at parties?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Where does breakfast live?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?