Why don't ants get sick?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?