What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How does a cow do math?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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