What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Antibiotics.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do fairies always drink?
How do billboards talk?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
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