Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?