Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?