Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.