Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How long will dinner be?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?