Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do math teachers eat?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What did the sick chicken say?