How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

How do bees get to school?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?