Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What game do bats excel at?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?