What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Which animal will never go bald?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are cats good at playing video games?