Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Where do goldfish go camping?