How do amoebas make calls?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which relative loves rice?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the waiter ask the frog?