Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is the most adorable season?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
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