What do you call a peanut in space?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?