Why do plants hate algebra?
It gives them square roots.
Why do all the planets get along?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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