Why did the cloud date the fog?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?