What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a father's favorite flower?