What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?