What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?